The Seven Dwarfs –An IFBx Sermon!

100 Posts!

In honor of this my 100th post, I felt I should post something fun. Now the subject of this post is not exactly fun, but it is fun reading! So here is my long promised sermon outline of a sermon preached at Fairhaven College chapel entitled, “The Seven Dwarfs at Fairhaven”.


Date: 8/30/1999
Place: Fairhaven Baptist College Chapel
Speaker: Pastor —- ——– (from TX though)Title: “The Seven Dwarfs at Fairhaven

Text: Eph. 4:11-14 and 1 Cor. 13:11

Intro: The seven dwarfs represent seven kinds of people at Fairhaven today. They are spiritual dwarfs. Now, two of the dwarfs are good dwarfs, but the rest are not.

1) Bashful — to shy to do anything for God. He can talk, but is afraid and has excuses, when he is asked to walk (ex. Moses in his call).

2) Grumpy — never in a good mood. He lives by circumstances and not God.

3) Dopey — immature. Strong in the flesh but weak in the Spirit. 1 Pet. 2:1 — he’s starving for the Word.

4) Happy — he is always joyful. Joy is a state of mind (Phil. 4:4). This is a good dwarf.

5) Sleepy — sleeps in church. He doesn’t conquer wandering thoughts. He has spiritual indifference.

6) Doc — he cares. He cares for spiritual matters, and has patience. He is also a good dwarf.

7) Sneezy — he bases everything on his feelings.

I hope you are as dumbfounded to see this as I was when I listened to this message! So we are to start with a Disney movie, and then go to Scripture to see what we can spiritualize from it? And this is Bible preaching? Some might object that it is merely a method to gain a hearing. Yet a whole message like this? It just does not seem to be a very Scripturally based sermon to me. This is not the model I would give young preacher boys for them to model their messages after. That is for sure.

While this sermon is a little extreme as an example, there were many others with the same basic premise. Sermons are designed according to the speaker’s whim and not the mandate of a passage of Scripture. This problem is not exclusive to IFB/IFBx’s to be fair, yet this sort of preaching is very pervasive. This tends to a trivializing of preaching and contributes to a poor hermeneutic which negatively impacts Bible study and even personal Bible reading. Rather than Bible thumpers, we need Bible trumpeters!


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The List

Take a ride on the Big Orange Truck!

A blogging friend of mine has posted his LIST of problems with the IFBx wing of fundamentalism. It is really good so I want to reproduce it here. But be sure to check out his blog–it is devoted to many of the same topics as mine. It is called the Big Orange Truck. Why? Check out this post and it will all make sense!

After some introductory comments and disclaimers, he presents the list which I reproduce here verbatim:

1. Weak theology – I should probably stop here because this problem has caused all of the following. Many of my IFB college courses were a joke. There were no systematic theology classes offered. The one Bible doctrines class that was offered was shallow, weak, and incomprehensive. Classes on specific Books of the Bible were basically Sunday school lessons for which I paid tuition.

A fellow alumnus once told me that our college concentrated more on methodology than theology, and that graduates were expected to learn theology later on their own. This is true, and this is what I did (and am still doing). I learned that my methodology was challenged by biblical theology. One or the other has to change, and I am finding myself leaving much of the methodology that was inculcated at my alma mater.

2. Shallow Preaching – Or I could say “unbiblical” preaching. Much of the preaching I’ve heard was shallow and unbiblical. The text was used as a launch pad into the preacher’s “private interpretation”. Most sermons were a hodge-podge of motivational speaking, psycho-babble, Bible quotations, and lots of volume. I call these kind of preachers “fire-breathing ear ticklers”. Expository preaching was not only avoided, it was criticized. Bible texts became contortionists in order to fit into a sermon. A sermon was considered good based on the delivery and not its substance. This is how preaching was practiced, and this is how I was taught.

3. Lack of unity – A better way to say it may be “reversed separation.” Many IFB preachers separate, fight, and feud for stupid and silly reasons. Unity is done under the banner of surface issues, but separation is rarely practiced over real doctrinal issues.

Separation is good, and often biblically required. The problem I see is that separation is reversed…IFB preachers often separate when they should unite, and they unite when they should be separating. As a result, IFB circles are full of contention, division, back stabbing, gossip, and one-upmanship.

4. Numbers Obsession – Bigness is everything. Size really does matter. Numbers are all important. Everything is done for more numbers…more “salvations”, more baptisms, more in attendance, more anything and everything.

This numbers obsession is so bad, many preachers, churches, and colleges “manufacture” results, or just flat out lie, in order to be top dog. More on this later.

5. Sloppy soul winning & Easy prayerism – This is a result of bad theology and the numbers obsession. Like a domino effect, it all begins with bad theology.

The soul winning method I was taught concentrated on manipulation, and the purpose of the process was to get somebody to say a prayer. I’ve seen many soul winners “lead someone to the Lord” in less than 5 minutes. Soul winning was often done with bravado and complete carelessness in regard to a “convert’s” genuine conversion.

6. Celebrityism – This is an especially egregious problem in IFBx circles. Pastors of really large churches achieve the coveted celebrity status. They are the ones that preach at all the conferences. They are the ones that steer the doctrine and methodology of their followers. They are the ones that define the different camps within Baptist fundamentalism.

It is natural for good pastors who have successful ministries to have influence in his circle of brethren. Being a megachurch pastor is not wrong. Great pastors will always influence present and future generations. It becomes “celebrityism” when only the opinions of the celebs are respected, and anything done in contradiction to the opinion of an IFB celeb is considered as heresy. Any critic of a celeb is considered an apostate. This naturally leads to cultism. I am a great admirer of Spurgeon, but even Spurgeon was human and prone to mistakes, and I do not consider him the final authority on anything. I just greatly value his knowledge and skill.

Celebrityism is not just an attitude in a megachurch pastor, it is the atmosphere in IFBx culture. Unless you are a big shot, you basically don’t matter. Your voice is silent. Your ministry is trivial, and if you happen to differ from a celeb on anything, then you are wrong simply because your church isn’t big enough to make you right. Whenever there are contradicting opinions, the guy with the biggest church is always right.

For what it’s worth, this is my list.

It’s helping me keep it ‘tween the ditches, and the greasy side down.

I think that list sums up some of the important problems rampant in some secters of fundamentalism today. Be sure to read his whole post here, too. You will see that Joe is not out to destroy fundamentalism or anything. He is seriously speaking out for change.


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Clarifying My Critique of Fundamentalism

Recently, Jeff Voegtlin (Vice President of Fairhaven Baptist College, and an assistant pastor at Fairhaven Baptist Church) posted a clarification on his blog as to his view regarding my departure from fundamentalism. He had made one of the first comments on my blog in response to “My Story and Critique of Fundamentalism”, and apparently someone read a little too much into that comment. An email exchange ensued to see what exactly Jeff’s take on my story really was. Jeff posted an edited version of that exchange (as well as linking to my story) to make it clear that he does not support my positions.

Well, since Jeff’s post will introduce my departure from fundamentalism to his readers, I decided to comment on his blog. I wanted to clarify what my position exactly is concerning Fairhaven and fundamentalism in general. In doing so, I actually provided a more succinct critique of fundamentalism than my long biographical letter. So I thought posting this response to Jeff’s blog post would be beneficial to my readers as well. [I will link to this briefer version of my critique of fundamentalism in my original critique to let others opt for the smaller version if they desire.] So here is my response in full.


Pastor Jeff,I would like to say a few things and clarify my point of view for those now introduced to my departure from fundamentalism, if I may. (This will enable them not to have to read my long letter in order to understand my position.)

First, I want to stress that I thank God for you and your ministry. I learned much from you, and treasure the years I spent on your bus route. You, more than any other staff member at Fairhaven, had a tremendous impact on my life. Your example encourages me to think, learn, study, trust, and selflessly serve. There are few people who are as busy and devoted in God’s service as you. And through it all, you remain serious yet joyful. I want to emulate your example.

Second, let me add, that I also am grateful for my time at Fairhaven. I have no cause to question the seriousness or genuineness of any of those who have taught me during my years there. They are men (and women) of God who desire to please Him with all their heart. I have great respect for Dr. Voegtlin and his attempt to avoid being just another fundamentalist “big shot”. He humbly serves God with all his heart, and has left me an example of what sincere faith in God can accomplish. During my time at Fairhaven I was impressed with how the college was striving to improve and grow to be an even better place for education. I am thankful for the friends I had and the personal interaction with teachers (not to mention the many valuable things I learned from my classes). I also am glad the college stressed our involvement in the various ministries of the church.

Third, in light of this perspective, why have I abandoned fundamentalism? I explained that in my letter, which you have linked to in this post. But let me summarize (and clarify) that letter a bit. I have come to disagree with some of the interpretations of Fairhaven on certain issues. These issues include the KJV-only issue, local-church only ecclesiology, their position on Calvinism, their categorical rejection of pants on women and modern/contemporary music styles, their fundamentalist view of separation, and their stance on dispensationalism (and pre-trib. rapture). I also have come to see certain emphases of fundamentalism as being potentially very dangerous, such as the ease with which a performance-based Christianity (legalistic sanctification) finds root (both consciously and unconsciously) in the structures set up by fundamentalism, the tendency toward an extreme view of pastoral authority accompanied (usually) by a rejection of the Biblical (I believe) position of rule by a plurality of elders, a tendency toward emphasizing stylistic elements of preaching more than a careful and studious treatment of Scripture (which doubtless accompanies an avoidance of real scholarship as somehow antithetical to spirituality), and the tendency toward a hair-trigger approach to separation (looking for reasons to separate from others rather than for trying to unify with other believers) which results in real schisms and unnecessary divisions in the universal body of Christ (this can tend to a self-righteous, holier-than-thou view of other non-fundamentalist Christians which is extremely unChristian and unhealthy). Since there is a great degree of autonomy promoted within fundamentalism (which is not necessarily wrong) there exist many different forms/versions (or camps) of fundamentalism. My criticisms apply less to some groups than others. I do view Fairhaven as an example of extreme fundamentalism, yet only in this sense: there is now a large group of fundamentalists who agree that making such matters as the use of the KJV Bible only, pants on women, and a rejection of Calvinism a test of fellowship is wrong and that groups who do so are extreme examples of fundamentalism. [This sphere of fundamentalism is represented by Central Baptist Theological Seminary/Fourth Baptist Church in Minneapolis, MN; Bob Jones University; Detroit Baptist Theological Seminary/Inter-city Baptist Church of Allen Park, MI; Calvary Baptist Theological Seminary/Calvary Baptist Church in Lansdale, PA; and also SharperIron.Com.] This group within fundamentalism sees such positions as minor differences which should not separate believers. They understandably see these positions as being held most often by groups which even Fairhaven would consider extreme (Hyles Anderson College/First Baptist Church of Hammond, IN; Texas Baptist College/Longview Baptist Temple of Longview, TX; the views of Peter Ruckman and Gail Riplinger; etc.). I would consider Fairhaven a “modified extreme” or a “reasoned extreme” version of fundamentalism. This assessment has less to do with the practice of Fairhaven and more to do with the beliefs held by Fairhaven. I would say that all Independent Fundamental Baptists have inherited structures and procedures which were used by the extreme versions of Fundamentalism, and these structures have a negative impact to a varying degree on the practice and positions of every example of fundamentalism.

Fourth, let me state the obvious: I may be wrong. Further, I am not an authority on this issue. I have made personal conclusions based on my (short) lifetime within fundamentalism and have found such things to be true. I have come across many others who are wiser than I am who say the same things (some are even within fundamentalism still), though. I do not want to posit myself as the Know-It-All. But I understand some will write me off as such (since they know it all!). Nevertheless I feel compelled to speak out against these problems with fundamentalism, since I believe they are serious and have hindered my growth (and others’) in Christ. My blog is an attempt to think through the issues and discuss what I believe concerning fundamentalism, as well as to be a catalyst toward greater unity.

Fifth, I have tried to make it clear that I do not view fundamentalists as enemies [see this clarification post as well as my original reply to your comment to my letter/(story & critque)]. I greatly respect their high view of Scripture and their adherence to the Bible as the only rule of faith and practice. I would say I share that belief. I further respect their courageous stand for truth. I too strive to stand for truth (my applying separation differently does not mean I do not believe in and practice separation). I am very encouraged that fundamentalists make the gospel central to all they do and emphasize salvation by grace through faith alone (although some segments of fundamentalism–Fairhaven not being part of them–have abandoned a Biblical doctrine of repentance for an easy believism/1-2-3-repeat-after-me view of salvation). From my perspective I can agree to disagree on the truly minor areas of disagreement I have with fundamentalists and unify around the huge gospel truths and essential/fundamental doctrines of Scripture that we tenaciously hold to in common. Yet, having been on the other side of the fence, I understand that from their perspective I have abandoned the faith, practically. I cannot be associated with or fellowshipped with for fear of my negative influence or in respect to their position on separation. This does not change the fact that I desire to have a greater unity with fundamentalist brethren around the great Name and cause of Jesus Christ.

Sixth, let me say that I was encouraged by your original comment in response to my story/critique. You did not summarily write me off as others have, and rather seemed to welcome criticism of fundamentalism. I took that as your being sincere in trying to pursue the truth for yourself, yet I also understood that for you it most definitely meant you were just trying to ensure your brand of fundamentalism was Biblically rooted and you were interested in how others saw your positions. Your clarification of that comment here is basically what I gathered from your comment. I am encouraged to see you have been thinking about some of the excesses and errors perpetuated by some fundamentalists, and I am glad you are trying to avoid those errors. I also originally understood the tongue-in-cheek nature of your coming “to know the truth also” comment. I took your comment partly as a plea for me to treat fundamentalists with more grace. And that comment and other feedback I received led me to clarify my views and attempt to be sure I was not overstating my case and just simply bad-mouthing a group of people who are sincere in their desire to please God and hold the doctrines the Bible teaches. It ultimately lead to this post, which reflects my desire to glorify God in and through everything on my blog.

Seventh, I want to let you know I did listen to one or more of your sermons, and was impressed (as I usually was with your preaching back in college). I also have read almost everything on your blog. I particularly enjoyed your post about the ditch. I purposely did not comment for a few reasons. I did not want to be seen as aggessively attacking Fairhaven or seeking to gain recruits away from fundamentalism. I wanted to respect your church and ministry and not disrupt it. Also, the circumstances surrounding the correspondence you disclose here made me uncomfortable in commenting on your blog before now. In the future, I probably will not comment much, if at all. And if you request me to not comment at all, I would certainly understand. I do not want or intend to change your blog into a debate forum on fundamentalism.

Finally, let me explain that I disagree with your friend’s interpretation of my story. That is probably obvious to you. I am currently still planning on answering a letter posted by someone else on my blog which gets into specifc discussion of the doctrinal beliefs I hold; but in light of other discussions I have already had, I will probably not continue my correspondence with your friend in question. That discussion has broken down into a he said/she said debate. It is my word against his, and since memories are fallible, I cannot absolutely prove he is trying to destroy my reputation or something. I still hold him in high respect, although that has lessened somewhat from the recent exchanges. If more needs to be said from me, I will let you or your friend ask for it. It is already clear we disagree. It seems pointless to continue marshalling arguments back and forth in a lost cause.

I pray God’s blessing on your family and ministry. Oh, and unfortunately you were right in regards to the length of my writings! 🙂

In Christ,

Bob Hayton


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Phil Johnson's Second Look at Fundamentalism

Phil Johnson of Pyromaniac (and now Pyromaniacs) fame caused a furor in the IFB blogosphere through his treatment of Fundamentalism last year at the Shepherd’s Conference held by John MacArthur’s church. Phil is a staff elder there, and his original message was entitled “Dead Right: The Failure of Fundamentalism”. I briefly blogged about it here, where you can get the link to the original lengthy (I mean LENGTHY) discussion.

Well, he has done it again! This year’s Shepherd’s Conference featured Phil giving a second part of his critique of Fundamentalism “Dead Right: Part 2”. You can read his whole presentation here compliments of Sharper Iron (the scene of the first blog-war over Phil’s comments).

Let me stress, if you are interested in Independent Fundamental Baptists and if you are currently evaluating their exclusivistic claims whether from inside or outside the fundamentalist bandwagon, you need to read this article. You probably will want to read the discussion that ensues as well. For the benefit of my readers I will reproduce my initial comment on this article, but do not neglect to read at least Phil’s presentation in full, it will highlight many of my concerns with fundamentalism which I mention here and elsewhere in my blog.

I am going to reproduce my entire comment below, but rather than using a blockquote style, I will offset it with horizontal lines. So here goes…


Phil’s 3 Points

I would like to see the discussion focus more on Phil’s 3 points.

  1. IDEA vs. INSTITUTION
  2. FUNDAMENTAL vs. SECONDARY issues
  3. SEPARATION vs. SECTARIANISM

Whether or not Phil wears the badge, he presents a valid critique. Bauder and others within fundamentalism seem to be pointing out these very same issues. Johnson’s critique deserves thought. His claims might prove to be unfounded and baseless, but only if shown to be so through reasoned treatment and engagement. Agree or disagree but bring the arguments to the table. A “head in the sand” approach is both foolish and perilous.

I have actually left the fundamentalist movement/institution but like Phil, cherish the ideas/principles of fundamentalism. So it will not surprise you to find that I agree with his assessment. But as one who has viewed fundamentalism from the inside out (albeit from mostly a moderate “IFBx” variety), Phil’s views resonate with my own personal experience (which encompasses many different camps and varieties of fundamentalists).

Phil’s points 1 and 3 seem to be basically the same point. And it is an extremely important point. Fundamentalism while claiming to be merely an idea and claiming to stand for a Biblical position of separation clearly has become a movement which uses separation as a means to preserve its sectarian identity. This use of separation is subtle and tricky, but it is predominant in all spheres of fundamentalism (in my opinion). Fundamentalism has set itself up as the living expression or embodiment of Biblical Christianity. Since Fundamentalism = Biblical Christianity, to not attatch oneself to or respect the Fundamentalist movement is to denigrate Biblical Christianity. This in turn warrants separation. In short, if you are not part of the movement, then ipso facto you should be separated from by the movement. Phil sees this approach as not merely incorrect but WRONG. Can anyone else see it as prideful and unnecessarily divisive too?

Phil claims he believes in separation, and he lists numerous groups he believes practice separation as good or better than fundamentalists do. I contend that most conservative evangelicals do have a belief in and practice of separation. They obviously do not separate over the same issues as fundamentalists (since they disagree with the weight certain issues possess, such as worship/music style, secondary separation, dress, KJV, etc.) and do not separate in the same amount of time (or at the same point in the process of interaction [a Matt. 18 like interaction]) as fundamentalists do–BUT THIS DOES NOT MEAN THEY DO NOT SEPARATE. Yet fundamentalists often claim that conservative evangelicals (like MacArthur, Phil, Piper, Sproul, etc.) do not practice separation and are therefore worthy of being separated from. In other words, unless you subscribe to the exact fundamentalist variety of separation espoused in one degree or another by the fundamentalist movement, the movement chooses to have no fellowhip or unity with you at all. For most fundamentalists, they do not have the time of day for conservative evangelicals (albeit the interaction with Phil presents a happy exception). Yet in every fundamental/vital doctrinal point in relation to the gospel such conservative evangelicals are more than allies with fundamentalists–they are brothers. The fundamentalist movement is much more charitable to conservative evangelicals of yesteryear, however. But are we really to assume that Spurgeon and other heroes of olden days really would own the extreme version of separatism that fundamentalist’s espouse?

In my reading of the debate on Sharper Iron from last year concerning Phil’s first treatment of Fundamentalism, this issue–the movement vs. the idea/separation vs. sectarianism–seemed to be at the heart of the debate. When Phil and Dr. Doran went back and forth on separation, and when Dr. Doran admitted he had more in common with MacArthur and his church than with many fundamental churches he associated with, the main stumblingblock to Doran’s having fellowship with Phil was this issue. Phil is an outsider. While many reasoned fundamentalists of the Sharper-Iron/BJU variety have conscientously set aside some of the more extreme and less Biblically based elements of fundamentalism, they nevertheless do not bend at this point. If you are not one of us, we CANNOT be seen to fellowship with you OR ELSE. Eyebrows are raised if you are seen to even contemplate such fellowship (with non fundamentalists). Why is this? Is there some verse which says fellowship with fundamentalists only? In my own reading of the threads here at Sharper Iron, I continually run across the sentiment that it is a no-brainer that we should separate from anyone who is not a fundamentalist (since they are obviously not a separatist and probably are a closet neo-evangelical). This “binary thinking” mentality is alive and well in some of the best versions of fundamentalism and it is this issue which Phil and many others decry as WRONG and full of sinful sectarianism.

Phil’s 2nd point deserves attention too. In my perspective, many fundamentalists of the Sharper Iron variety have only reduced the number of essential doctrines (shedding KJV-onlyism, and pants-on-women, etc.) rather than pointing out that some doctrines are more essential than others. Again if someone is not Dispensational or Pre-Trib, or if someone has a different music philosophy, or (in some circles) if one is Calvinist or Arminian, he has denied the faith! Really? Does not Scripture teach that some doctrines are vitally important to the doctrine, and others are less so? Romans 14-15 addresses both teachings and practices. 1 Cor. 15 says the gospel doctrines are “of first importance”. A very common sentiment among fundamentalists is that every doctrine is vitally important and none are non-essential. Yet carried to its logical outcome this view would necessitate separation from every different doctrine (pre-trib vs. post-trib, Calvinist vs. Arminian, Dispenastional deluxe variety A vs. Dispensational variety B, the view that Jesus died on Wed. vs. the view Jesus died on Thur. [or Fri.], etc.). Do we really see that diehard approach to separation in Scripture?

In other words, Phil takes issue with fundamentalism’s practice of separation. He sees it as performed in relation to fundamentalism as a movement or sect and without regard to the relevant weight of different doctrines.

I contend that Fundamentalism may have a good many reasons for limiting their fellowship to fellow fundamentalists. But such reasons are pragmatic not Scriptural. It is always easier to just operate in the mentality of “Us 4 no more”. That way is safe. But Scripture calls us to interact and to be concerned for the body of Christ as a whole. It calls us to have a real visible unity with others. The “unity of the faith”, the “unity of the Spirit”, is to be pursued (Eph. 4:3, 13). We are to welcome one another so that God may be glorified (Rom. 15:5-7).

Let me give a brief case in point. My brother joined Bethlehem Baptist Church (John Piper is its teaching pastor) soon after graduating from Northland Baptist Bible College. He had great respect for some of the professors at Central Baptist Seminary and hoped to be able to take some Master’s classes there, during his time in Minneapolis. Yet he was denied the opportunity to take classes merely because he was a member at Bethlehem. He would have valued the teaching of some of Central’s profs more than what he could have received by correspondence from Southern Baptist Theological Seminary or elsewhere. He absolutely agreed with Central on many core doctrinal truths, but because Bethlehem is not “fundamentalist” (or maybe because they are not die hard cessationist in respect to charismatic gifts–although tongues, etc. are by no means practiced there) he was denied the fellowship, unity, and edification he could have received from them.

To deny fellowship with a church and its people should be a huge, huge thing. Check it out, but the vast majority of the passages on separation in context refer to the denial of clearly essential/fundamental (ie. major) doctrines. To say we cannot fellowship with people because we deem them very sinful to the point of possibly doubting their salvation is big indeed. Yet sadly, this kind of situation is the default and normal position taken by fundamentalists with no more concern than if they were separating from a bunch of Roman Catholic Jesuits.

I have rambled on long enough, but I am interested to see if fundamentalists take the time to consider these points (raised by Phil) and seek to clarify or soften their stance on separation. If the reasonable wing of fundamentalism were to embrace the Biblical stress on unity around the doctrine of the gospel, much good could be realized in many areas of conservative evangelicalism for sure.

In Christ,

Bob Hayton

Striving for the unity of the faith for the glory of God–Eph. 4:3,13 Rom. 15:5-7


So, what are your thoughts about this presentation by Phil? Feel free to join Sharper Iron and post (as long as you hold to the fundamentals of the faith and agree to their doctrinal statement, etc.), but go ahead and discuss this here as well. Thanks!


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The Typical IFBx Conference Sermon

A blog acquaintance of mine, who goes by “Regler Joe”, has started up a blog called Big Orange Truck. (You have to read his second post to understand the background to his title.) His blog promises to point out many of my concerns with the IFBx movement.

Recently, he posted about the typical “IFBx Conference Sermon”:

TEXT: it really doesn’t matter.

INTRODUCTION
Any dramatic story, whether true or exaggerated. No need to relate it to the text.

Here are the sermon’s points:
1. Homosexuals are destroying America.
2. You’re not right with God if you go to the movies.
3. Men ought to cut their hair.
4. Bill Clinton is a liar.
5. Women ought to give up britches.
(pause here to make fun of anyone not saying Amen loud enough to your preaching)
6. Hillary is a Jezebel.
7. Rock music is of the devil.
8. You’re not right with God if you’re not soul winning.
9. John Macarthur is a heretic.
10. Billy Graham is a compromiser.
11. If you’re not running buses you’re a liberal.

CONCLUSION
You need to surrender to the full-time ministry.

He concludes with some poignant comments:

“My point is not whether these statements are right or wrong. My point is that these statements are preached ad nauseam at many IFBx conferences, college chapels, etc., NO MATTER WHAT THE TEXT VERSE IS!

Bible preaching is not using Scripture as a “launch pad” into your sermon. Bible preaching is using Scripture as the substance of your sermon.

“Launch pad” homiletics will put you in orbit around the planet of “error and cultic doctrine”. I’ve been there, and let me tell you, re-entry into biblical reality is rough.”
[Read his whole post]

His example sermon is all too common among IFBxs, I am afraid. I have heard countless sermons of this nature to a greater or lesser degree. I have heard many which are not so egregious, too. But most of what I have heard has very little Bible teaching content to it.

I am going to have to dig out my old sermon notebooks to give some examples, one of these days…


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